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Yeah uh. Ran out of steam for this one! So not super happy with some of these panels + won’t finish the comic BUT I thought the Bill gun panel was funny (finally, after all these years - Bill Cipher has A Gun) so I’m posting this now lmao. And then I’m posting again tonight so double whammy! Yippee :p

Anyways how it was going to go was Stan punching Bill’s lights out when the cloak fails, the Stans freaking out over what to do next, Bill waking up while they argue and trying to strangle Stan until Ford shoots him with the crossbow and accidentally kills Bill’s host, and the twins having a trauma bonding crisis moment together over how to hide a body LOL. Just normal family activities

#gravity falls #Stan: why do you know the exact chemical solution needed to dissolve a body-#Ford: why do YOU know the perfect depth and soil conditions to bury a body?#Stan:#Ford:#Stan: aight fair enough #Stan pines #Stanley pines #ford pines #Stanford pines #bill cipher #polyglot stans #gf art

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There should be more aus focused on Stan getting weird space STIs from having a monster fucker brother imo

#stancest #Stan: Why the hell does it look like that #Ford: Well you see werewolves are not good at fellatio in their wolf form but that was the only place I was bitten #Stan:#Ford: It only gets this big and angry every full moon though #Ford:... Do you still want to have intercourse?#Stan: *sigh* yeah...

i know you have stan figure out ford is his estranged twin whom he lost memories of but the ‘just doesn’t realise he has a twin despite working to open the portal’ angle is so funny to me . alternate au path 🙏

guy doesnt call home or anything for thirty years, never meets the twins at birth & their parents are still like… messy divorce or super estranged great uncle who wont answer our calls. … great uncle it is. divorce leads children to the worst places.. (gravity falls)

dipper: are you even our grunkle?!?

stan, ‘knowing’ full well he just stole someone else’s identity that is probably their ‘actual grunkle’: well. you see.

. also him looking @ the twins being twins & going why do i have such deep-seated sadness & anger at this fact. at the very concept of twin siblings… WELL! guess i will never know!

oh okay okay wait what if. parent's are like "messy divorce or living with their grandpa for a summer" but shermie is like. hey wow i'm so sorry but actually i [insert reasonable and inflexible excuse here] so I cannot take care of the kids for the summer. however i have this brother he's a scientist and has an insane amount of PhDs and he lives in this lovely little town in Oregon and I'm sure he would love to host the kids for the summer 🥰 (this is shermie's master plan to get Stan to actually fucking talk to the family again it's been so long man cmon). And pines parents are like Okay We Trust You Let's Go Ship Our Children Off To Oregon and bada bing bada boom Stan has two kids now

even funnier is if shermie is just as insane as his brothers even though he doesn't act like it so he just. didn't tell stan the twins were coming. he assures the parents that he's been in contact w stan this whole time and has worked everything out but no he's just going to let stan get some surprise grand-niblings for the summer.

also. stan, looking at dipper and mabel's deep Twin Bond: this creates no strong emotions in me and I don't have any particular feelings about the concept of being a twin. anyways back to this portal i've been frantically trying to repair for three decades for some deep-seated-yet-unknown reason. surely these things have no relation!

#i should make an ask tag #stan (singular) AU #anon (i'm assuming youre the same anon as before) you're starting to sell me on the 'stan doesn't know stanford is his twin' plotline #also #'divorce leads children to the worst places.. (gravity falls)' has me ROLLING #so true honestly #dipper: are you even our grunkle??#stan:#stan: i'm so sorry kid but... i'm not #*thirty seconds later after the portal opens and ford comes out*#stan: OKAY I GUESS I AM?#also lets use the 'shermie is the older brother and the baby in ATOTS is baby Pines Dad' timeline #bc that means pines dad probably met stanford at least a few times as he was growing up before ford went thru the portal #so the pines parents arent like. literally sending their kids to some random fucking stranger on the word of shermie

stan fell first but craig fell like someone 100 mph kicked him off the empire state

#craig one day waking up in a cold sweat: uh oh.#kyle: craig likes you #stan:#stan: you’re fucking crazy #kyle was not crazy #besides this im just so SO obsessed with painfully devout staig bfs…#like those boys would literally jump off a cliff for each other in like .2 seconds.#staig #south park #my hcs

me and my friend are having an. interesting conversation

heres a meme about said conversation i made with no context

#nobody:#bill: *handing stan a big ol floppy weiner* f-for you :)#stan:#stan: WHAT #it #it 2017 #it movie #bill denbrough #stanley uris #stan uris #stenbrough #im hilarious

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gravity falls is incredible for many reasons, but one i think of in particular is that it aligns with my sense of humour absolutely perfectly, like not a single piece of media has ever been spot on before but this IS OOF

#im rewatching it for the 3rd time in like??? 2 months?? GJKDNJKHDFJKHD #iTS GOOD ND I LOV IT #emma rambles #gravity falls #stan brings forward a lot of it hnjfkdh #like god jsut in this episode he's said many bangers gjkfdhndfk #stan:#'just bonk him on the head! its natures snooze button :^)'#also stan:#'yknow studies show keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun #thats why i own ten guns. in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder'#me: KJFDHNJDFHJKHKDFJ #also mabel immediately after i posted this: hahah of course its not a holiday i made up :)#EDIT: HDKLHFDHDFHMDKF GOD IM WATCHIN THE ONE WHERE STAN HASTO TELL THE TRUTH ND #dipper upon finding a piece of paper saying *i have commited tax fraud: grunkle stan why did you write this?#stan: because i regularly commit massive tax fraud! :)#me: *absolutely loing it just ging hoGWILD HJILDKJLJKJHKLFHJHLKJDFHDF*

Soos and Melody both having a breeding kink, and making it Stan's problem (he's enjoying it, but won't admit it)

Stan is used to breeding kinks but like,,, meaner? Like breeding is all he's good for yk? Except the problem is Soos and Melody don't do that they're using his praise kink against him like 'you would be so pretty and so good at carrying our kids' and Stan can't handle that they're too sweet taking care of him he's gonna get cavities

#soostan #melstan #Ford: You know the reason why you're still getting your premenopause heats is because you're too sexually active for our age #Stan:... Premenopause?#Ford: Yes??? If you were sterile your heats would stop.#Stan:

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