#stan headcanons

Sorry most these are miserable I can't stop crying over mullet stan I feel sick

CW- mentions of suicide, rape, overdose, abuse, etc

☆~ absolutely miserable most of the time. Often gets caught up in fits of intense sobs that end up in him hardly able to breathe of even think. He ends up passing out and falling asleep

☆~ he didnt trust you at first, can you blame him? He'd been through some terrible things during his time on the streets (tijuana) and was often used by those around him and then discarded

main 3 when they find out you write smut fanfiction

includes: slight cursing, mention of masturbation, reader writes fanfiction, inspired by a true story 😭, reader has a crush on the boys, slightly/moderately ooc(?)

a/n: inspired by something that happened to me where my crush read one of my smuts 🤧 he said it was really good though and then he showed it to all of his friwnds. and then he found out i wrote south park fanfiction.

the worst day of my life methinks…

currently in boston rn 😵‍💫 this might be slightly ooc bc i haven’t slept in a day and a half.. and im short circuiting… but i wanted to write AAAHHHH

oops I did it again

Favourite time of year

Stan's favourite time of year is the transition period between winter and spring. He enjoys seeing the days grow longer and the sun appear more - seeing the odd new flower bloom under the snow.

2. Does he read? What's his favourite book?

Stan doesn't really read much. If he reads anything at all, it's comic books. But he definitely tried reading some Edgar Allen Poe during his goth phase.

3. Favourite way to waste time

Stan's favourite way to waste time would be listening to music, laying in bed and just allowing time to pass him by.

4. Favourite type of music

Influenced by his hatred for his father and the metal band he was in when he was a kid, Stan's favourite type of music is metal or rock. One of his favourite bands is Korn.

5. Hobbies

Stan's hobbies just include writing songs and listening to music if that counts. His depression makes it difficult for him to try new things and stay committed to them. Also, I don't take him for a very sporty person.

6. Happiest memory

Stan's happiest memory is when he, Kyle and Kenny all turned Cartman into a ginger while he slept. It was funny, knowing how he would react in the morning. It also gave Stan a chance to get back at Cartman for everything he had done.

7. Most embarrassing moment

It would definitely be when he first threw up on Wendy. The fact that he had only just come to terms with his massive crush on her didn't help either. Poor guy cried in his room all weekend.

8. A best friend moment

Him and Kyle bleached streaks in Stan's hair because of impulsive thoughts one school day. Kyle put it in Stan's hair and nearly put it in his eyes. This was at 2am on a Wednesday.

9. Blemishes or scars

He has a small 2cm scar above his left eyebrow from when he contracted vaginitis. It left a scar similar to a chicken pox scar. Has a scar on his abdomen, slightly below his belly button - he can't remember how he got them. Also, he has a few scars on his forearms - from his tween years and from when he was overwhelmed by developing hormones.

10. Biggest fear

Stan's biggest fear is abandonment. He thinks of the ones closest to him leaving him and that really scares him. This leads to him being protective and overthink every action he makes.

11. Good luck charm

A friendship bracelet Kyle gave him is both his most prized possession and his good luck charm. It's made of small wooden beads, changing between red and blue, with a single silver bead on it.

12. How he hugs

Very awkward. Mostly just leaning his head on a shoulder or chest, with a single arm wrapped around them. It's not that he's not a hugger, he just has a hard time feeling fully comfortable with someone.

13. How he sleeps

Tosses and turns a lot. If he doesn't, means he's really exhausted. Starts off with seeping on one side but ends up with laying on his back in a starfish position.

14. How does he express love?

Platonically - acts of service. He'll let someone know he cares about them by offering to help them with anything he can. Romantically - quality time. Stan will spend as much time as he can with his S/O, from small hangout sessions to planned dates. This will all include small moments of physical touch like holding hands.

15. A skill he'd love to have

To be able to draw. He thinks it'd be really cool to be able to draw whatever he wants from his imagination. He'd definitely draw his superhero persona - Toolshed - as if he was a Marvel comic hero.

16. His spirit animal

Stan feels like he resonates with sloths on a spiritual level. Doesn't know why, maybe because he always feels sluggish and moves like them. He also thinks they look pretty cool.

17. Hogwarts house

Tan:

Part 1; Stan Marsh

What does their bedroom look like?

Typical teen boy room; messy af, movie posters everywhere, a lot of dog toys for Sparky, Sparkys dog bed (which he never uses because he sleeps in Stans bed) 

Do they have any daily rituals?

Turns off his alarm when it rings, Sharon wakes him up later, still doesn’t get ut, Kyle has to come in and drag him out of bed, now they’re both late great job STAN

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do?

Says he runs, doesn’t tho

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Pouts about it, tries to get his friends to go out and eat with him 

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Gaming and chilling with Sparky, doesn’t mind wasting time one bit

Favorite book genre?

Sci-Fi

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Disaster bi, not really out until college 

Favorite beverage?

Kool-Aid, the more colorful, the better

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

His crush ;) 

Turn-ons?

HAHA this boy has a type ya’ll, feisty, moral, smart, kind... also really likes people who’s good with animals

Turn-offs?

Shallow people, “not-a-dog-person”, snobs or people who thinks they’re better than others 

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

MCR lyrics lol, maybe some lighting bolts and the standard S 

How organized are they?

Not at all 

Is there one subject of study that they excel at?

Not really? 

Do they have any plans for the future?

Dreams of being a vet, but isn’t that good at maths and biology, but still wants to work with animals 

Who do they see as their best friend?

SUPER best friend, actually, and ofc it’s Kyle 

Their worst enemy?

His own self-hatred and doubt 

Most prized possession?

If it counts, Sparky, if not he loves his CD collection 

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Not a very important thing to him really, doesn’t give it much thought 

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

Very up and down, some things he’ll just share everything, other times he shuts down completely 

What makes them feel guilty?

When he drinks too much and says things he doesn’t mean 

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Emotional af 

Hobbies?

Gaming, writing 

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Oofh, so scared of it but also so interested in it 

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

Tries with his words, but isn’t that great at it, does the more meaningful things through actions, when he doesn’t think about it 

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

Someone who drags him out of his sadness when needed, but also understands his emotions, someone who validates him and believes in him and knows how to have fun with him 

How do they express love?

Through the cheesiest gestures at first, and then with small, meaningful things later 

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?