Thanks @nancykali for all the help xoxoxo

⁃ Nancy runs a daycare from the Wheeler house- well not really a daycare but she nannys Holly and Erica (Holly is 6, Erica is 7) all summer and the rest of the kids generally hang out there .. for multiple reasons

⁃ One.. Nancy makes the best lunches, like they always have the best juice boxes and Nancy makes pasta salads and hotdogs and the best sandwiches with crusts cut off and her, Holly and Erica use cookie cutters to cut shapes out of watermelon or make fruit kabobs or the best rice krispie bars in the universe and never bats an eye when she has to make two pans a day

⁃ She also hides two liters of Mountain Dew and lets the kids have one cup a day as long as they don’t tell their mom

⁃ Two.. Nancy Sits in their front yard in a kiddy pool and tans and reads books in a sparkly pink bikini (think Elle woods) with her hair up in whatever little hair do the girls do on her in the morning, while they’re all getting dressed, with her freckles and oversized sunglasses and pink tinted lip balm and tanning oil and glimmering belly button ring.

⁃ Erica and Holly wear their bikinis too and run a tiny lemonade stand at the end of their driveway, the two girls caked in sunscreen, with those tiny plastic chairs for when they get tired

⁃ Anyway, Mike is super embarrassed because everyone thinks Nancy is really hot I mean DUH including Max who’s a lesbian or well she doesn’t exactly know her label yet but all she knows is Nancy is smoking hot and she pretends to like lipstick and mascara cause Nancy gets so excited talking to her about all these different eyeshadow palettes but mostly she just hears Naked

⁃ Will doesn’t think she’s cute cause he thinks Mike is cute and wants to know why Mike is never playing with her or in a swimsuit and Mike always blushes really hard and shoves at him and El watches in fascination, before asking if their boyfriends

⁃ Holly and Erica run a lemonade stand that Nancy helps them make and she adds a lemon wedge to every cup while Erica adds a cherry to each one, and sometimes they sell baked goods if it’s not too hot to turn on the ice

⁃ Nancy’s supervising from her spot in the kiddie pool and of course making the girls more money cause who wouldn’t want an excuse to ogle Nancy, especially when she’s just laying out there tanning or the girls wanna join her in the pool or run through the sprinklers so she’s gotta stand at the stand in her little swimsuit cover up but then they just get even more business cause everyone wants to talk to Nancy Wheeler

⁃ but the point is Steve, Jonathan and Kali come by DAILY and if the kids aren’t hanging at Mikes.. they’re always coming by too ESPECIALLY max and Dustin

⁃ So we got Steve who’s a couple years older who lets Nancy buy cigarettes and alcohol from the corner store and they’ve hooked up a few times and he’s always looking fine as fuck in his little button downs and pastel colored shorts and when Nancy walks the girls down to corner store he lets them get free ice cream and help him count the change and Nancy always bends down to grab something off the lowest shelf and he’s always crouching down to the girls height and complimenting their lemonade and ruffling his hair and eyeing Nancy out of the corner of his eye to see if she’ll acknowledge him or just eye him over the corner of her book

⁃ Jonathan comes over for Will, Will lives the farthest so he comes to bring him or pick him up and he drives a car, nothing fancy but Nancy doesn’t have one and Jonathan blushes so pretty so occasionally she’ll get out of the pool and lean against the drivers door and ask when he’s gonna give her a ride all sultry and he blushes and stutters and she invites him for some lemonade which he insists on paying the girls for, sometimes she’ll invite him in for some spiked lemonade and they sit on the porch and drink it during naptime, sometimes Steve and Jonathan are there at the same time and Nancy shamelessly flirts with them both, the three of them tipsy on too expensive vodka and too cheap lemonade

⁃ Kali is a year above Nancy and Jonathan and always comes around too, with her purple streaks and wild hair dos. Her summer go to is a French braid with big hoop earrings and she wears crop tops and high waisted shorts that show off her curves and fucking vans even though it’s over ninety degrees. So she always buys lemonade and then sits on the grass next to Nancy and teases her about whatever book she’s reading. She makes a sly comment like, “when you’re ready to learn something that you can’t find in books you hit me up Wheeler (because apparently this is an 80s movie where they call each other by their last names) and Nancy’s face flames and Kali laughs and winks and Nancy splashes water at her which really just succeeds in wetting her white crop top so she can see her purple bra.

⁃ One time all three of Nancy’s suitors come just as she’s cleaning up the booth for nap time. The girls are watching tv while Nancy cleans up and then it’s nap time so anyway everyone shows up around the same time and Kali’s confused, she did come for lemonade and her daily dose of Nancy Wheeler but the boys seem to know her better and ask if she has an adult lemonade, Kali teases her and pouts and asks why she’s never been invited for adult lemonade, especially when Jonathan helps her bring the stand to the garage and Steve leads Kali in the house to make the spiked lemonade. She’s jealous Steve knows Nancy so well but also inthralled by his chest hair and how he gets away with wearing his shirt cut so low.

⁃ So it turns into a thing, at night they hang out and drink and around the bonfire the older kids have because it’s summer aka everyone practically lives at the Wheelers and flirt and when the boys go to sleep they pass around joints and the shotgun until they all just end up trading kisses with everyone

Extras from this verse:

⁃ Erica gets dropped off at seven am every morning and Mrs.Sinclair is greeted by Nancy still in her pajamas drinking a cup of coffee

⁃ Most times the girls eat eggos or dry cereal in front of the tv while Nancy downs two more cups of coffee. Finally she makes them get dressed and does Holly’s hair. Mrs.Sinclair showed her how to remove Erica’s bonnet and slick and comb off her hair into a braid and then the girls do her hair. If lunch isn’t already prepared they cook lunch and then get ready to do whatever outdoor activity they wanna do for the save even though Nancy would much rather sit inside in the ac

• So obviously Jonathan and will go absolutely HAM on should I stay or should I go, i’m talking headbanging bowlcuts everywhere

• nancy’s kind of shy at first about singing in front of a group of people but by her third bowl she is Ready and Raring to go, she grooves to like a prayer by madonna and jonathan and steve lose their entire MINDS

• el is obviously still discovering her voice so she just follows suit to what the others are doing, moving her arms a lil in a dance, and she and kali sing runaway by Bon jovi

• OBVIOUSLY steve has to go for another bites the dust by queen, it even has his NAME in the very first line

• as in season three, mike belts out never surrender (even tho max HATES it and hates all the subsequent gross mike-ish actions that accompany it; el is just used to it by now)

• speaking of max, she also opts for bon jovi with shot through the heart, air guitar and everything

• and finally to the matriarch of the bunch, Joyce bops to seven wonders by fleetwood mac