#stalkthewalk

Honours: Where you can get a degree in stalking Searching people to interview like, what up, I've been on your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn, FourSquare and Google+. I know everywhere you've worked in the last ten years. I know where you went to uni, when you graduated, who you graduated with and your grade. I know your phone number. I know it was your mum's birthday last month. I know where you usually get your coffee. I know you're training for the Melbourne marathon.  All this in 25 minutes.  Hey, if I can't score a real journo job, maybe the Australian Secret Intelligence Service will have me?