#staggeringfun

Okay listen the movie itself is pretty goofy and the writing isn’t that great, but it’s sooo fun. I love a good action movie that feels like weird graphic novels, which IS what it’s based on. I recommend giving it a watch, also because Mads’ performance is incredible and you get to see him kill people buck naked in the snowy wilderness. So it’s so worth it. I might give it another rewatch, honestly

Also UGHH I just love this tired old man who doesn’t know how to interact normally, like yes please give him to me. IM BEGGING. MMMEEEOOOWWWWW

Hello, yes you've read that right and welcome to how I think certain Hannibal characters would keep their bush

Hannibal

Starting off with Dr. Lecter. I believe he would have a happytrail leading to a well groomed pubic area. Naturally, he maintains it very well and probably doesn't let it become unruly. Personally I think it's also pretty thick, and it probably feels soft and sleek. Not scratchy.

Will

Curly and a little darker than his normal hair. Happytrail starts a bit faint but gets thicker as you go downward. Thicker than Hannibal's, trimmed but allowed more freedom depending on his mood; it's slightly scruffy. Somewhat fluffy but slightly wiry, sleek and smooth when more shaved down. Occasionally does a full shave.

Jack

Trimmed very verry short. Dense, a little fluffy. Faint happy trail. Groomed but not sleekly clean. Routine maintenance, but he probably lets it grow out when he gets too busy to care.

Freddie

Honestly I don’t know. Probably trims, maybe, if the occasion calls for it, waxes or shaves. Or maybe she just does it out of curiosity so she can feel it being smooth. Matches her actual hair, but a bit darker and curlier; wiry.

Alana

Shaves, %100. But also hates shaving, so she only does it when she feels like it and wants to. Otherwise, she keeps it short just out of convenience. Even if she gets busy she tries to keep it up for hygiene purposes, because it gets annoying.