Editor and I have this weird game we play when we're bored called Boss Fight. It's when we go onto r/itemshop,( or watch a compilation of it), and pick the items we would take to the next boss fight. If we want an item we have to slap our knees and yell "DIBS" before the other. Then we draw our knights for the fight. It usually ends in absolutely ridiculous outfits and the most random of arguments for the weirdest items. This is a sample of tonight's.
Me: okay...I will give you my stabicus in exchange for your murder Roomba pet.
Editor: sis, you have no weapons and two pets already. Just keep the sword.
Me: I have the bread stick daggers, and the Stabicus is a PUN. it's used for LONG DIVISION.
Editor: ( gasp) DIBS!
here's the closest photos I could find for the Stabicus and Murder Roomba:
