The One Who Gets Stabbed: Henry

Presenting my hot takes, with the stipulation that Alfie only does it for the meme, and Jerome is in that category for Rufus only, otherwise he would be in his own category titled “too cowardly to stab anyone”

not taking constructive criticism because nothing can improve this 

TDA Version

           he hadn’t meant to surprise the young man. perhaps it was his own fault for not realizing he was even there at the time. he thought he was the only visitor. what he had expected even less was the knife he found in his side and the surprised look on his assailant’s face when he realized what he had done.  ❝ bon dieu! ❞ was followed by a string of other unpleasant words in his native tongue before he pulled his hand back and looked at the black ichor.  ❝ give me the knife, child and do not touch the blood. i’ll get this mess cleaned up. ❞ he muttered walking off towards the kitchen while trying not to leave a trail behind him  ❝ why are you even stabbing people without looking first? ❞

/coughs