#ssvolpe

good luck out there

oh mY GOSH I WAS THE SECOND ANON BUT I DIDNT SEND THIS MESSAGE WHAT IS GOING ON YES ITS ME SSVOLPE AKA FAWXYFOX CREYS

AUGHF AHAHAH THIS IS SO CONFUSING EVERYONE IS ANON I CANT DIFFERENTIATE ACK

YES YES ANOTHER OK YES ANSWERING QUESTIONS MOAR YAY

Rules:

-Post the rules -Answer the questions the tagger made for you and then make 10 new ones. -Tag 10 people and link them to your post. -Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. who are your top 3 favourite artists?

artists as in visual, or as in musical? Oh what the hell, I'm going to answer both visual: Gustav Klimt, Jan van Eyck, and Artemesia Gentilleschi musical: oh damn I don't think I can do this. at the moment, Fleet Foxes, J Tillman (his album Year in the Kingdom is like an eargasm,) and Tennis (summery beachy 50s sound I sit on my roof and listen to it and feel like a cool kid.)

2. do you like chilli?

OF COURSE IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION but not the nasty fast food kind. homemade, preferably turkey because after seeing the inside of a meat processing plant I never want to eat ground beef ever again

3. what would you do if it rained fire?

toast marshmallows. that's what cool!Hannah would do. actual!Hannah would run around screaming and hide in the basement.

4. how do YOU eat an oreo?

I take it apart and eat the icing first, scraping it off with my teeth so the cookie part won't get soggy

5. how do you eat a JAFFA CAKE?

WHAT IS A JAFFA CAKE I KEEP SEEING THIS IN FANFICTION ok google tells me they're some sort of cookie with chocolate on top. I would probably shove them in my mouth and eat them like cookie monster OMNOMNOM GET IN MAH BELLY

6. do you think jaffa cakes are biscuits or cakes?

well they're certainly not biscuits, because biscuits are these things

(I will stick to my Southern guns as long as the 2nd Amendment allows me to) bahahaha I wonder how many people won't read that as sarcasm?

7. how many pairs of socks do you have?

A SHITTON but I don't wear them as pairs generally. I say I made a pact with the universe never to wear matching socks but in reality I'm just unbelievably lazy.

8. OTPs?

Johnlock (seriously is that even a question,) Captain Jack/the entire universe, Nine/Jack, Destiel

9. which one of your OTPs would you happily sandwich with?

Johnlock (although are you kidding that would never happen) and Nine/Jack

10. what are the top 3 things which piss you off the most? 

people being deliberately stupid because they don't want to face the truth, people pretending to be stupid because they're afraid people will judge them for being smart (*cough cough the future businessmen's wives of america who attend my school*) and injustice

and the people i’m going to tag will be in the tag box yess

OK QUESTIONS LET'S GO

1. do you know where your nearest source of salt is? (this question could save your life so go find out)

2. have you ever purchased a product "AS SEEN ON TV?" if so, what was it?

3. can you whistle?

4. favorite dessert?

5. have you ever made clip-clop noises with a pair of coconuts?

6. have you ever cut your own hair before?

7. cats or dogs?

8. most recent injury/illness?

9. name of health insurance provider SORRY WRONG QUESTIONNAIRE tell me an embarrassing story.

AND LASTLY BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT LEASTLY