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Questions Often Left Unanswered: Mun Edition

8: Out of the really popular pairings in your fandom, what’s your nOTP?

i absolutely despise both kakasaku and sasusaku; shipping a girl with an adult who's supposed to be a teacher and authority figure to her is not cool at all and super gross tbh, and sasusaku is just. i absolutely hate it there are a hundred reasons why but what's most aggravating about it to me is how its fans reacted a few months ago when abuse victims spoke out about how uncomfortable it made them

10: What’s something you really hate seeing on your dash that seems to be popular with almost everyone else?

send me a ship and i'll tell you:

who holds the umbrella when it rains :  kakuzu supplies the umbrella but if hidan doesn’t wanna get wet you can bet your sweet ass he’s gonna be the one holding it

who is the grumpiest in the morning :  how can this even be a question lmao kakuzu for sure , can you imagine having to wake hidan up ??  

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt :  admittedly i dont think either of them really care too much bc wtf both of them are fine in the end but i definitely believe that hidan cares because if kakuzu ends up like dead somehow , who the fuck is gonna stitch his limbs back together ?

who plays pranks on the other :  hidan .  there are whoopie cushions everywhere and they cannot be avoided .  

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa :  they dont really cuddle but hidan likes to throw himself onto kakuzu and pretend he’s the couch lmao ’ why are you so lumpy ? ‘

who insists on creating nicknames for the other :  hidan tbh even though his nicknames constantly change , he just comes up with them in the heat of argument and that’s that .   

who drools on the other when they’re asleep :  hidan drools but kakuzu snores

Gorgonize: What distracts them when they're trying to get things done?

He won't admit it, but his friends. He loves his friends to death and because of that fact, they're very distracting. Besides, he's a lazy shit. What isn't distracting?

sasori probably takes whatever poison the akatsuki members manages to get in themselves and uses them as reference material for future ideas for more toxins. but half the time, if the poison is simple enough to solve, he lets the member sit there and rot in agony for trying to waste his time w/ stupid stuff. and others get annoyed because ‘why cant you just show me how to make the antidote or something so i dont bother you anymore’ and its such a stupid question because there is no one single cure for every poison in the world.