The New And Improved Post from Apr 19th, 2015
So this is the â New and Improveâ Ha? well i always that my original post was pretty good, Maybe my teacher didnât how i didnât keep it PG 13. Well if that was the case then I hope you are happy now because i doing this version for the kids, wait⌠i just realized that all the kids now a days swear anyways, so there is actually no point in making this post PG 13. Maybe there is another problem with my old post. Maybe he does not like my sense of humor. People have different meanings for humour you know. For this âNew and Improvedâ version i will just cut to the just and not talk about the â Nothing in America is free and legalâ crap. So shall we begin? No! of course not i need to write a few more lines to cover up all the emptiness that is going to be this ânew and improvedâ post.
Ok i think that should be able to cover up the emptiness. So since the day i posted the post i been reading a bit more of the book. But this basicly a revision of the old post so i will only be talking about what i talked in the old post but in a different way. so here we go (Btw: i know i said i will begin like a paragraph ago but i got of track) For the thousand times now i will be talking about a book called Paper Towns. it a great book but i just never read it. 15 pages is how much i read, i know what you guys are saying , u guys think that a lot, well then you havenât read my other posts. i read 10 pages in one post, that's way more than 15. So a couple of thousand years ago i told myself that i will read at least 40 pages a week, but that was when i was young and not wise, i was still naive and i had no idea how long 40 pages was. But it is too late now, there is no going back now. If i was lying to you guys i would say i will read more than 40 pages next week but if you want this relationship to work, then i will have to be honest with you, i probably wonât even read a single page next week. So in the 15 very long pages that i have read last week, many things stood out to me, But one thing stood out to me like a sore thumb. Are you ready for what i am about to tell you, of course not, why would you? iâll tell you anyways, the thing that stood out to me like a sore thumb is Benâs beer sword. I mean who would not want a beer sword, right? if you said wrong then i will find you and cut you down with my beer sword. But obliviously i donât want it super glued to my hand because that's no fun, what am i going to tell my mum if she saw me with a beer sword super glued to my hand.
All this partying, you know what that reminds me of, EVERY TEENAGE MOVIE EVA!!!!! yeah thats right i spelled ever rong, whta aer yuo gonig to do aobut it ha? Have fun trying to read that. Okay back on track, the reason why i say it like a teenage movie is because thats all teenage movies are about. as far as i know teenage movies have one of these in them ; Parties, Sex, Drugs and Alcohol or all of them. well i think thats all for now, if you actually read through the whole thing, then my friend, youâr tha real MVP.
If u want to see the original post here is the link; http://trollincow.tumblr.com/post/116868053331/free-give-away-read-this-post-for-instructions-to
