#sry this is garbage!!

“i've been back for not even twenty-four hours and my car has already been keyed by some chick i fucked senior year. however, she was kind enough to leave me a note and explain her reasoning. apparently, i fucked her and her sister and never called either of them back... at this point, i don’t know whether to be concerned or flattered by the fact that i’ve apparently been on her mind for the past ten years. i mean, is it weird that i’m slightly turned on?”