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E got me flowers for my birthday :’) And not cut ones, but a live little flowering plant in a pot! He has one himself and I’ve admired it and called it a “purple Christmas tree” before, so he left this on my chair at the office today – and since I have the day off from work, he took a picture and sent it to me.
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E appears in my doorway wearing all black, with bright green shoes.
Me: “I like the shoes.”
Him: “I wore these all last week.”
Me: “Well, I just noticed them! I think it’s the black that makes them stand out.”
Him: “I think it’s the bright green that makes them stand out.”
Me: “E! I’m talking about the... theory of relativity as applied to fashion.”
Him: “Contrast?”
Me: “Yes. That.”
Him: “Nice going, keep it up with the words.”
Me: “Shut up.”
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This little scene pretty much explains everything you need to know about the kind of people I like.
Me: (cuts up an apple, walks all the way down the hall to E’s room, and offers him the plate) “Do you want an apple slice?”
E: “GOD no.”
Me: “Fine!” (leaves again, with great fondness for him in my heart)
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Squish E, messaging me on my day off work: “Are you even here today?”
Me: “Nope. Why? Miss me?”
Him: “It’s just eerily quiet.”
Me: “I knew it. You totally miss me.”
Him: (replies by sending me a picture of his cats)
Another vignette from yesterday: I told him I wanted to see a pic of his wife. He started going through his phone.
Him: “I’m trying to find one that doesn’t have too much cleavage.” Me: “Dude, I’m not gonna perv on your wife, don’t worry.” Him: “You sure? She’s hot.” Me: “Well, maybe I will then.” Him: *proudly shows me a picture that is obviously ALL about the cleavage*
He’s so into his wife, it’s adorable and #relationshipgoals tbh :3
As a follow-up to this post from yesterday... this guy continues to be an absolute sweetheart. Wtf. I am so pleased to discover how right I was in my suspicions about him. He carefully nurtures a reputation around the office as a sarcastic asshole, but he messaged me today just to apologize for not being able to chat much because IT’S HIS BROTHER’S WEDDING DAY. Like, dude, it would have been completely valid to not message me at all during your entire holiday, let alone on the day your brother’s getting married! But he did it anyway. And then, despite that, he still sent me a further update of all the animals he’s seen since he messaged me yesterday. 😍😍😍
I may not have a lot of skills in life, but one I do have is choosing friends well.
