#squirrel wisdom

Caution: May spontaneously burst into interpretive dance when moonlight hits the kettle just right.

If your heart’s syncing with the universe, it’s probably time to:

Whisper your deepest wish to a passing squirrel 🐿️

Rearrange your bookshelf by emotional resonance instead of genre 📚💫

Wear mismatched socks as a tribute to quantum uncertainty 🧦

Thank your houseplants for their silent wisdom 🌿

Declare today “National Be Kind to Your Elbows Day” and act accordingly 💪💕

Listen to the Squirrel: Don’t let sophists abuse words like “efficient” or “practical.” Efficient by what measures? Practical for what ends?

Reading books is an act of resistance.

In troubling times, squirrels know that to preserve your peace of mind, you may need to lose your mind.

Are you aware that _all_ of October is Squirrel Awareness Month? Perhaps some highly educated campus squirrels at Harvard would be willing to explain it to you!