#squilliamnylander

ovechkin found dead in a ditch

Um YES he totally does lmao

But it’s like tasteful okay? Like yeah, it’s big but not stupid enough to be compensating, right?

It’s a Chevy 2500, probably a little but older like a 2005 model? Duramax (Diesel). Maroon. Tinted. Chevrolet sticker across the front windshield in case you forgot what it was. 37s (not super swampers but they’ve got good tread on them). Like a 2” lift, nothing crazy, but you still gotta jump to get up in there. (Plus he can’t jack it up too high cause he’s gotta be able to tow horse and hay trailers still). Custom exhaust - he wanted stacks in the bed but it’s not a good idea when you’ve got hay back there just waiting to catch fire). Some slightly cringy stickers in the back window (“Boobies is not a four letter word”, “Diesel Smoke Makes Me Horny”, “Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy”).

Anyways. It’s the kind of truck that girls who think trucks are cool find hot. And boys who drive Land Rovers might be intimidated by it. That’s where I’m going with this lmao.

oh yeah, it’s killing me too, basically

I’m not even kidding, every single time I see a picture of him without a shirt, I ask myself if he is wearing sunscreen. SPF PROTECTION IS IMPORTANT.

I don’t know much about him but I just looked him up and he’s got a lovely smile and I’m very proud of his dental hygiene!