Aug 6, 2024
I GOTTA SAY I'M KIND OF DISAPPOINTED! WHEN THEY SAID THIS PLACE WAS A TRASHFIRE AND A HELLSITE - I WAS EXPECTING MORE FIRE AND SCREAMS OF TORTURED SOULS AND LAWYERS SUFFOCATING IN PAPERWORK. NOT THAT THERE ISN'T PLENTY OF TRASH HERE, DON'T GET ME WRONG. BUT IT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF NERDS AND FREAKS SHELLING OUT VALUABLE, EXPLOITABLE CONTENT FOR SOMETHING CALLED LIKES. A GUY COULD REALLY USE A PLACE LIKE THIS. NOT ME, THOUGH. I DON'T "USE" - I SELL. AND I GOT A LOT OF HIGH-VALUE, QUALITY GOODS JUST SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR A SUCKER GOOD PAL LIKE YOU TO COME ALONG AND TAKE IT OFF MY HANDS FOR INSANELY LOW PRICES! YOU WON'T FIND DEALS LIKE THESE ANYWHERE OR ANYTIME ELSE. BUUUUUUUUUY NOOOOOOOOOW BYE
