#spudman

My son:

You can't introduce puppy and not give puppy name!

Ok ok ok

This is Spud, hes a little dude. He loves humping his toy octopus (his fucktopus if you will). Playing fetch, zoomies, CHEESE, and being talked at.

I love a jacket spud as much as the next person. Probably more than most to be fair. I always made a beeline for the jacket potato can when I was in Lichfield.

That being said, I don’t think I’d be up for taking an intercontinental flight for one. Or for queuing from 7am in Tamworth town centre (if you’ve got that amount of time, stick a spud in the oven at home for an hour, grate some cheese, heat some beans and you’re grand. Dont forget the Lurpak).