Stellar Parallax Troll Call No 7: GOJIRA COSSET * He/She/They
The Shepard tasked with watching over the Heirâs drones, they have no idea whatâs happening but itâs incredibly aggravating
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Stellar Parallax Troll Call No 7: GOJIRA COSSET * He/She/They
The Shepard tasked with watching over the Heirâs drones, they have no idea whatâs happening but itâs incredibly aggravating
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Ezek jĂĄrnak. Rozsdamentes acĂ©l utastĂ©ri padlĂł, moshatĂł ĂŒlĂ©sek. RĂ©giek Ă©s tisztĂĄk. VictoriĂĄban, a buszpĂĄlyaudvaron az indulĂĄs pontos. De vidĂ©ken...
Vagy jön, vagy nem.
Ha jön, vagy megĂĄll, vagy nem. (le kell inteni, megĂĄllĂłban vĂĄrva is, de Ăgy sem biztos, hogy megĂĄll!)
7 rĂșpia a vonaljegy. (~160 HUF)
Ha nincs kiszĂĄmolva az aprĂłd, vagy kapsz visszajĂĄrĂłt, vagy csak seselva anyĂĄzĂĄst, hogy hĂșzz hĂĄtra leĂŒlni.
Az ajtĂłk jĂłval a megĂĄllĂĄs elĆtt nyĂlnak.
A megĂĄllĂłk 90%-a nincs a menetrendben.
FeltölthetĆ SMART kĂĄrtyĂĄval is lehet utazni. A leolvasĂł a sofĆr mögĂ© van felszerelve.
A levegĆ hƱtĂ©se remĂ©nytelen feladat a buszban. LĂ©gkondi helyett asztali ventilĂĄtorok vannak az ĂŒlĂ©sek fölött.
A megållók nagy többségében nincs menetrend. Majd jön valami. Valamikor. Chill.
A megĂĄllĂłk többsĂ©ge tetĆzött esĆbeĂĄllĂł, minden buszra utalĂł jelzĂ©s nĂ©lkĂŒl. Vagy csak egy vĂĄsottabb gyeprĂ©sz az Ășt mellett.
A buszvezetĆk felfedezĂ©sre vĂĄrĂł gokartbajnokok. Ilyen hĆsĂ©gben, egyenruhĂĄban, lĂ©gkondi nĂ©lkĂŒli buszban vezetni a szƱk szerpentineken igazi teljesĂtmĂ©ny. Itt a legjobb BKV sofĆr lekoccolnĂĄ a padka Ă©s jĂĄrda nĂ©lkĂŒli Ășt mellett sĂ©tĂĄlĂł hĂ©tĂ©vesek fejĂ©t a TatĂĄval, mielĆtt szakadĂ©kba hajt.
Nyitottak a visszajelzésekre.
Szinte minden sofĆr adott nyomtatott jegyet a pĂ©nzemĂ©rt. A jegy pontosan azonosĂtja a sofĆrt, jĂĄratot, felszĂĄllĂĄsi Ă©s cĂ©l-megĂĄllĂłt.
Tequila Boom megĂĄllĂł! Mennyivel faszĂĄbb, mint a FilatorigĂĄt. (a jegyen kreol intĂ©s: "DiĂĄk, viselkedj vagy olvass a buszon") Nagy Ă©let lehetett ott, amĂg be nem zĂĄrt, Ă©s kaszinĂłt meg grillbĂĄrt csinĂĄltak belĆle.
MegĂĄllĂłkat nem mondanak be. Nincs mivel, Ă©s a Tata Ikarus-zĂșgĂĄsa mellett Ășgyse Ă©rtenĂ© senki. KijelzĆ sincs. A busz helyzetĂ©rĆl a GPS + maps.me app adott infĂłt.
HĂĄtizsĂĄkkal mĂ©g felszĂĄllhatsz, de nagyobb csomaggal nem. Nyugati noob dolgok, mint kutyaszĂĄllĂtĂĄs meg babakocsi felrakĂĄsa nem lehetsĂ©ges. Hova is vinnĂ© a hĂĄzĆrzĆt egy kreol? A gyerek pedig vagy magĂĄtĂłl jĂĄr, vagy mĂ©g karon ĂŒlĆ. Köztes fĂĄzis nincs.
MatriarchĂĄlis a tĂĄrsadalom. A kisgyermekes anya minden felszĂĄllĂĄsi sornĂĄl elsĆbbsĂ©get Ă©lvez. Itt Ăgy termĂ©szetes.
Stellar Parallax Troll Call No 5: PASMIR GENARI * She/Her
The head of Rohatiâs staff and probably the closest thing he has to an actual friend until Gale comes along
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Stellar Parallax Troll Call No 1: HOLTER EINVEN * They/Them *
plucky medichanic, loving parent to many an alien mossball, and likely deceased in an excruciatingly horrifying manner, donât talk back to the empress, kid! ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
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Stellar Parallax Troll Call No 5: ROHATI VORTOI * He/They *
The second most popular fuchsia in the empire! Doesnât rub him any sort of way though-neither do most things unless they expressly get in his way. This is a normal way for any ~12 year old to process emotions!
A skilled painter and slightly concerning chemist, this prince is a force to be reckoned with, with a smile that can hide just about anything...
Curious, persistent, and already jaded full of youthful curiosity this junior investigator has just found the case of a lifetime! Or he could just be getting catfished, but in a life of excessive luxury with your every need cared forâ
Youâll take anything new you can get.
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Stellar Parallax Troll Call No 4: GALEOC CUVIER (Gale for short) * He/Him
[Opens Scottish slang dictionary] AHEM
This lichtsome wee lad is nae fandan such as the other prissy princes, livinâ lie lane undersea (wit his hefty serving of a Da gobblinâ up any would-be explorers). He's no' a stranger to a braw bit oâ larkieâ Okay Iâm not doing this bit anymore
Socially inept little boy who lives in a pine-castle under the sea, trying desperately to fix his crazy mutant ass before the 9 sweep deadline.
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Stellar Parallax Troll Call No 2: EFYIDA SYFOSS * She/Her *
The one and only, your completely-indifferent-to-your-existence-and-wouldnât-blink-if-you-died EMPRESS! Hailing from humble beginnings as a simple spoiled brat this lady has clawed her way to the top in more ways than one! Efyida enjoys the simple things in life, endless wealth because of her social status, snuggling her hubby and killing teenagers every 20 or so years!
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Stellar Parallax Troll Call No 3: SIGMAR PATERA * He/Him *
Entering the ring we have the King of Klown, the Ringmaster of Rage, the weird big guy in spandex! Much like his wifey, he enjoys the little things: murder, murder and MORE murder! His loyalty to the crown is second only toâŠ.. well nothing actually, itâs a hot debate on all the biggest clodcasts (Clown Podcasts)
Heâs also 13 feet (3.9 meters) tallâŠ. Just, thought you should know
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