#spritey

“This unit requests clarification: What do you mean by ‘I need to know what to do next’?”

“I mean, the guy I liked kissed me and I don’t know what to do next! I mean, how do I, um--proceed?”

Spritey blinks. “Many humanoid species use mouth to mouth contact as a primary step to sexual intercourse.”

Once upstairs, Ursa, pulls her holosprite out of her pocket and activates it.

“Spritey! You’re not gonna believe it! Franco put his mouth on my mouth! He--he kissed me! It’s my very first kiss!”

Spritey blinks as he processes the information. “My databanks tell me this is a significant milestone for teenage humanoids. Congratulations master, although my sensors place you at 22.67 years old.”

Ursa--enthralled by Spritey’s explanation of the birds and the bees--fails to hear Franco’s approach.”What is that,” Franco interrupts the impromptu sex-ed lesson. ”Um,” Ursa hesitates, “would you--would youbelievemeifItoldyouIwenttothefutureandbroughtthisbackasasouvenier. I mean, that isn’t too outlandish, is it?”

Franco takes a minute to process what she said.

thank you

if theyre not gummy worms im gunna be so mad

yes exactly

ghfhgdfgdhg ok

grunts loudly and waves hand in a gesture that can be perceived as a maybe