Rainbow Sprinkle Scrambled Eggs
Inspired by every little kid ever on Mother’s Day.
Ingredients:
- two eggs
- teaspoon of milk
- pinch of salt
- pinch of pepper
- a tablespoon of rainbow sprinkles
Steps:
1. Crack eggs into a bowl
2. Add the other ingredients
3. Mix thoroughly
4. Poor into pan or onto the griddle
5. Stir far too much, turning the egg into hard little colorful niblets. Make sure to remove before the egg whites are completely cooked in order to give your victim erm...customer that viscous snot in their mouth sensation.
6. Salt again just to be EXTRA thorough.











