Hello, citizens of Springfield. We have news on the whereabouts of the local heroes. The Flash, eeeeerr, Mike Rosenberg is currently working on a special project: Left handed drumming. He says he wants to embrace his left handedness. His inner Link or Phil Collins. Deadpool Kotel is still working hard on some mixing. He says there might be some sneak peak of something. As for Noah, he went missing and rescue teams are currently searching for him. There was a note about him going to some place called "College" which sounds very suspicious.Â
Meanwhile in the cracks of the underworld, a dark chant from the meshuggahs and the dark brotherhood began to ring. At night if you listen closely, you might hear it. It may not seem like much, but the ominous sound of 'djent djent' was becoming louder.Â
What of this strange evil?!?!?! Will Noah ever be found?!!?!?! Will The Flash and Deadpool make an experimental hip hop group? Find out next week on: Springfield: the post of the page!