#sprayedspawn

As I've said before I want to make a shitposty au where everyone (aside from the children and mafioso's goons) are in a polycule, Both romantic and queer platonic.

However,

My brain's a stubborn piece of ship and I still can't wrap my head around a lot of azure and twotime ships, and I don't want to end up making too many characters in strictly queer platonic relationships unless I already headcanon them as aroace.............

SO! I would like some elevator pitches...

Here's a list of the azure and twotime ships I struggle with shipping, please give me all of your personal best reasons for these ships, my brain is mean. if I didn't put it down I'm either already completely ok with it or I don't want to add it

TwoTime ships I don't rlly get:

Pizzatime

Nolitime

decoydagger

Icedagger

Timebomb(mostly ok with this one, just want more ideas)

dusetime

mafiatime

chickenspawn

buildertime

guest1337 x twotime

John Doe x twotime

sprayedspawn

slasher x twotime

Nosferatu x twotime

guest666 x twotime

Azure ships:

azure x chance(warming up to this one)

azure x Elliot

azure x 007n7

azure x any of the admins

azure x mafioso

azure x guest666

azure x slasher

azure x either of the Does

azure x noli

azure x Itrapped

This is the time you've been waiting for to "convert" someone(me) into liking your ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/j GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!