#spr slander

My favorite crackship that i dont ship is dussekar x cylam because. It'd probably be platonic as fuck. Dussekar hasnt seen the sun in probably a couple hundred years. Cylam this fucking loser who does nothing but create monolouges in his super cool emporium all day. They both have someone in their basement unwillingy. They are also blue. Dussekar would never drink tea. Cylam thinks coffee is whats wrong with the world and thats why he doesn't like anshine. Its cylam going out of his way to make cute little "dates" that normally end in 100s murdered and millions injured. Cylams this narcissistic god of all gods and Dussekars just some guy who wished upon a star once and got a book. Cylam visits paper robloxia at the worst moments purely to say hi to Dussekar while hes trying to talk about the future of paper robloxia with like the leaders of the state. Cylam kidnaps Dussekar to have cute little tea partys with him and one (1) time he got Dussekar coffee. Do you see where i am going with this.

hey. sorry we got your boyfriend possesed by the god of the void for real this time, ok?