So me and my friends like to play a game called 'Spotify Rumble'. Basically everyone submits the themes of wrestlers and one person has to book a Royal Rumble (and we have a variant called Clusterfuck where you can put in anyone real or fictional) here are some highlights from the last two games we've done
Regular rumble
Yoshi Tatsu comes out at number three... where Mark Henry and Bron Breakker are fighting
Elton Prince sees what's happening in the ring and starts doing commentary with Jim Ross, Michael Cole, and Vic Joseph
Owen Hart coming out to the Nation of Domination theme (his best theme)
Owen Hart sees (WCW) Cactus Jack come out and immediately throws Elton Prince at Jack
Owen Hart does commentary and realizes that Elton Prince is not Hunter Hearst Helmsly
Cactus Jack bites the face of Kevin Nash, causing him to start bleeding, before Jack eliminates Nash
Nash proceeds to go and do commentary and states he isn't going to get stitches because 'You think I have insurance?'
Nash goes through his 7 step plan of getting universal healthcare, step one is giving him the world title
Nash catches Johnny Gargano in his arms and claims 'You remind me of Shawn. You're my new Shawn'
Shawnny Gargano, Cole-Pac (Adam Cole), and Ethan Earnest Elemsly (Ethan Page)
Blue Meanie walking right into Drew Mcintyre's Claymore
Three separate people submitting Jinder Mahal, Drew McIntyre, and Heath Slater
Owen Hart realizes Jinder Mahal is Canadian and reestablishes the Hart foundation (Jinder Mahart) only to be immediately betrayed
Winner - Oba Femi
Clusterfuck
The first entrants being Bonesaw McGraw from Spiderman and Soldier from TF2
Rick Astley appearing just for a rickroll and immediately getting tossed out
Paul Heyman bribing everyone with the money he didn't pay people with in ECW
The fact Elle Woods from Legally Blonde got submitted and eliminated Bonesaw
Paul Heyman using Fallah Bah to eliminate 3 women and a Soldier
Ms. Piggy eliminated Soldier
Paul Heyman delivers a low blow to the Angry Video Game Nerd
Saitama from One Punch Man realizing he doesn't have his powers and getting excited
Peter Griffin. That's all you need to know
Kevin Owens, Nick Jackson, and Josh Alexander all vowing to eliminate all the fictional characters
Duke Bagwell trying and failing to convince the new alliance to give the fictional characters a chance
Soldier mocking Kevin Owens backstage for being Canadian
Simon Dean trying to sell to Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Zack Ryder taking off his mask to reveal he was Matt Cardona this WHOLE TIME
Hacksaw having to hold Soldier back from killing Cardona
The reaction everyone had to Abyss appearing
Matt Cardona sees Abyss, says fuck that, and leaves the building to eliminate himself
The Shockmaster getting an insane pop and having a monster fight with Abyss
Scott Steiner cutting a promo on Abyss during the rumble and immediately gets black holed slam
Scott Steiner does NO handed push-ups
Rocky Balboa shouting "ADRIAN!!!" for no reason
A Steel Ladder winning the Clusterfuck
