#sporequeen

floor is lava, car is lava, everything but the bed is lava.... or spiders... or drop bears...

THE FLOOR IS SPIDERS

(plot)

Overwatch and Talon inexplicably send Tracer and Widowmaker to move an objective together in - gasp! - dangerous Australia. Unfortunately, the only hotel in a 500km radius is a cabin on the side of a roadhouse which has a tiny single bed. They can’t sleep outside (snakes) they can’t sleep in the car (they will cook like in an oven) and so Widowmaker insists that Tracer sleep on the floor while she takes the bed.

After arguing about it, and flipping a coin (Tracer loses the flip, too), Tracer reluctantly agrees to sleep on the floor. (”Pfft, well I guess an ugly mug like yours actually need beauty sleep... >:(”)

She’s just settling down for a hard night’s sleep on the hot lino when she feels something brush her ear. She goes to push it away (it’s probably just hair), and her hand closes over something furry, wriggling and enormous.

IT’S A FUCKING FUNNNEL WEB SPIDER.

SCREAMING, she launches herself onto the bed - panic and Widowmaker yelling loudly ensure. 

Tracer declares that she can’t sleep on the floor because ~SPIDERS~. “..and not humans-who-have-some-sort-of-weird-kindship-with-spiders spiders, but actual bloody enormous spiders!”

Hijinx ensue.

OH, and:

“I THOUGHT I FELT A SPIDER!”

Frank how old is your computer?

Amazon says my first computer was the first one released with the Intel 8088 processor, in 1978. I don't think that's true -- I know I got my PC from an Office Max ad from the early 2000s which said it was a "compatible" with the first IBM PC. A year later I got my first Mac and then eventually my current computer, which I got in 2012.