#spooningwithruby

we need to be the presidents of the bottom!hannibal club or something

i have a little thing on my profile about being the captain of a bottom hannibal squad but like

i really want one

alpha!will being the perfect alpha for hannibal bc he knows when to back off bc being a typical submissive omega unsettles hannibal, but he also knows when to push and snarl and fuck hannibal into the mattress and knot him with his huge dick

yoooooooooooo i'm just

alternate meeting aus where will is still a young detective in new orleans and hannibal is a young surgeon and gosh i’ve only read like one of those and i need mORE

GOD will injured on duty and hannibal becoming obsessed with him after treating him

WILL IN A COMA?? LIKE THAT ONE SANDRA BULLOCK MOVIE BUT WITH NO BROTHER AND A SHIT TON OF GASLIGHTING

my dog has jedi mind powers when it comes to our food - i don’t understand it. he also makes himself look like he’s wasting away and he weighs like 120 jesus

olivia used to be skin and bones (mostly cause boxers always look kinda fit, it's probably their big ass bird ribcage) but now she's so chunky omg, she knows that giving us her paw will more than likely get her food and she uses it liberally, like she tries to beat you with it so you know she's given you her paw

chloe (the old lady shepard) does her yodeling-and-snorting thing and has been EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATING ME FOR YEARS, like she makes herself shiver and whines omg like it can be 90 degrees outside and she's shivering in front of me cause she really wants some of my sandwich

dogs are the devil

there is a disturbing lack of it considering how many a/b/o fics there are in the fandom and i’m just like come oN BRANCH OUT A LITTLE

everyone wants will to be this weeping perfect awkward bottom omega boy but JOKES ON YOU i want will to be an awkward alpha who tries to pass as a beta just cause it's so much easier (though he does feel bad that betas often get put on the wayside), taking suppressants of his own to try and mask his scent

hannibal an omega that smells like he's an alpha because of how confident and self-aware he is of and with himself, hannibal not correcting people when they assume he's an alpha because he's been carefully crafting this for a while (the only people who knows in the states are bedelia and alana)

hannibal building up a tolerance as expected to his own suppressants and having to hole away for a little while until he got switched onto another set, but by that time it was ON will knew and was into it YEAH

hannibal coming across will and being able to sense the untapped power, running a little drunk on it; hellbent on getting will to embrace it, wanting to crack will's powers and his ribs open alike, let blood and magick spew out of him like a geyser

seducing will, tapping more and more magick out of him day after day, showing him just how much he's really capable of

you just hit all of my kinks we are on the same wavelength emily wE ARE THE SAME