#spoofmaster

[F]rom an asexual point of view, as it seems to me that sexual viewers in general see sexuality of some variety in everything, whether or not it’s really there. While I am generally able to follow sexual readings of films, I never cease to be baffled by the seemingly manic need of certain sexual critics to redefine the entire world according to the shape of their genitals. Even Freud once said that “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,” but in this day and age anything that even vaguely resembles a penis automatically becomes a phallic symbol.

Kathryn: The recipe says I need to "peel and slice bananas until pan is full enough."

Kathryn 4.13 am: okay, so Spike is going through dragon puberty, which means he's getting big and greedy, and Twilight wants to stop it

So we were watching School Runion, and when the Doctor rejects the offer of ultimate power, he throws a chair at a giant screen, which... accomplishes nothing except breaking the actual screen.