#splitmovie disorder is not a mood disorder, it actually means that from now on: 1. you have a thing for yellow rags 2. you spend quite a lot of time reading sympathy cards in supermarkets 3. lisp is the new sexy 4. normal people have orgasm, you've got rejoice 5. being called a whore is not that offensive than being called the horde 6. bald head IS feminine 7. paprika makes everythig better. Even banana-split dessert. ESPECIALLY banana-split dessert 8. you dream about falling asleep in the train and waking up at the train yard 9. your friends' dog reacts differently to you 10. you see this actorception: james mcavoy is a good actor, but maybe dennis is an even better one 11. it takes some time to realise what does your colleague mean asking to turn the split ac on
