#splatoon wiki

Ok so for context, I was going through that #dumbass/weirdchildphase and decided to go on the Splatoon Wiki and make a post talking about how I felt that Agent 4 was lonely (don't ask why I don't even know at this point).

THEN, a weird amount of people were commenting on the post, and then I started talking with the random strangers online through the wiki chat (because yes that's exactly what a middle schooler should be doing).

And because I was an idiot, I decided to start like, having people guess my age and shit. And for whatever reason, PEOPLE TRIED GUESSING.

Then then, I was like "Oh guess what school I go to hahaha" and then someone was like "You shouldn't do that it's dangerous."

Now, what did rationale, responsible, 6th grade me do?

Lie and said I got the school from twitter then divert the conversation by sending messages in WingDings :D

And because I wanted people to feel happy throughout all this, I started to upvote EVERYONE'S MESSAGES. LIKE ALL OF THEM.

AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED GETTING MAD, AND I GOT SCARED AND DIDN'T CONFESS, AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED ACCUSING EACH OTHER, AND THEN WE MADE PETITIONS?????

Anyways, there so much crap that happened in that freaking wiki discussion (for those who want the whole story, here's the link: https://splatoon.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000159797/r/4400000000000470749), and for those wondering, dw I moved like 3 years ago so HA YOU CAN'T FIND MY SCHOOL NOW!