#spitsacid

“this is going to sound like a weird question,” not that has ever stopped her before, “but did i steal your BAGEL last week?” 

     “ okay, but when people learn you have acid spit does anyone ever ask how many licks it would take you to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? or ask if you lick a lollipop if you would taste the flavor? ”

@spitsacid

          “    i'm  starting  to  think  you  like  wasting  my  time.    ”

❝ that’s what she said. to me. and you, probably. what all can that acid do? ❞

A soft chuckle escapes her. “I already checked.” She tells him, the habits of her childhood and those of an intelligence agent kicking in. “What kind of  s p y  do you take me for??” She questions teasingly, moving away from him when she hears an outer door open, knowing that in a few seconds they won’t be alone any more. “Does all of that sound okay with you??” She asks, just as the door opens, and another agent passes through, heading for another door.

“ THIS IS THE same as where I just came from... I thought it was over, oh---, that's just GREAT. ”          @spitsacid    /   s.c.   /   song

“ WHEN DEADPOOL TOLD me about you I just thought of a Dilophosaurus. ”          @spitsacid   /   s.c.