Jun 18, 2014
I'm a third of the way through The Cabin in the Woods, and I don't even care about Hemsworth and friends. I just want a million episodes of dramedy set in that lab's office, with their monster betting pool and speaker phone pranks and banter, and I don't even know what the lab's purpose is. Just the whole thing is reminding me of that one guy in IM3 who doesn't even want to work for AIM because everyone is weird.
Man, it should be a million episodes about AIM, but where the whole thing is just an adaptation of the The Cabin in the Woods lab, booing their test subjects and arguing about pheromone mists and complaining that the guys in maintenance have no creativity.
