#spilledguts

it was supposed to be our place to laugh and make memories

our place to share family recipes and cry over chopped onions

that place got taken away before the little girl could grasp it

she’s healing the little girl she’ll never get to know

only glances of her that peak through while I become the woman I’m meant to be

At my dull dull desk job I do mostly a lot of nothing but between the nothings I ponder and read and learn what I can (Be it about science, religion, humanity, or myself) . So after I acquire this information I do the next logical step and record my findings and after that? Email frantic thoughts to my boyfriend of course.

  I’ve gathered the funniest (1 of 2) and the most thought provoking (2 of 2)  quotes to share because I’m vain you see and I feel they are quite good.

(Don’t hold your breath for astounding grammar, you would suffocate)

  Some of the best titles of the emails:

  [TITLE:] ”Brainstorming, it’s like a monsoon, its raining all over”

[TITLE: ]“At least turtles don’t have teeth”

[TITLE:] “SONIC STATIC SALT RAINING DOWN TO EARTH WITH LOVE FROM THE INTERGALACTIC MOON SCHOOL”

[TITLE:] “A comic creature with claws so she cannot hug or hold”

[TITLE:] “drink drink drink into a comatose united state”

[TITLE:] “we were created without wing and forced to fly”

[TITLE:]  “I wish I had moon shoes to carry me to new worlds”

[TITLE:] “you’re sick, you’re sick, you just don’t know it”

[TITLE:] “hello I’m emotion here to pick you up, put you down, and shake you into feeling things you can't always understand”

[TITLE:] “the heart of God, celestial love from star dust”

    “I could do this all day, it look like I’m writing a spaztic email that’s having a seizure and fell down some stairs”

  “Haha I want to be a hobo and scraps and I will travel the world. She’ll be in charge of growing the beard, I can’t for some reason. Maybe I could use her as my beard if like I need a disguise or something” ‘Is that a cat?’ ‘No, its my beard’ ‘It just meowed…and blinked’ ‘No it didn’t, stop it’ SNEAK ATTACK! Then we’ll steal their wallets”

  “Okay I really shouldn’t have coffee, when I shut my eyes its awesome”

  “Is coffee addictive cause I keep drinking it even though it tastes gross. I guess it’s the effect that’s addictive. The government knows this, so sneaky of them…I can’t have coffee anymore. It’s like conforming…it’s like coffeorming…cofforming. COFFORMING! Don’t buy in! Because it costs money and we need that, but not really, money sucks. I really like the smell of dollars though”

  “Hi, I’m Jessica, I have the skills of a great artist and the awesomeness of a million blue-fire-suns. We should like date and junk and maybe fall in love if you feel like it or just drink heavily into the night.”

  “I’m a potty mouth, a toilet talker”

  “I’ve drunken the ginger ale of the gods and found it to be a tasty beverage and now I’m a fucking rocket.”

  “And loved the mood they put me in like I was fucking awesome, a volcano just ready to rocket off into space.”

  “I don’t think I wanna sleep tonight, I think I wanna play with lemons.”

  “I feel great, like I could live on the sun with robots that don’t melt because they are made out of space dwarf-forged platinum or steel or iron or something. Nifty gnomes”

  “I like narwhals because they constantly wear party hats”

  “Today is Thursday, July 19, 2012. Do you know what today is?!?!?!?!? Today is: Nothing in particular! Which means its up for grabs, we can make it whatever the fuck we want. So I think today should be…hmm…International galactic-mind travel exploration with lasers day.”

  “Think about why you’re doing it. Did I just blow you mind? Yea, I know I did, saw the mushroom cloud from here, it was full of glitter-happy”

  “You’ll think (and it’ll hit you like a frieken flaming bus).”

  “I have lack of sleep in my eyes, so I hope you enjoyed this cloudy email full epic awesome in-tents theories proven true by me riding a half griffin half narwhal beast into the full moon sky, waving with my robotic hand; which I acquired from a heard of space-limbs.”

  “If I stop typing the boredom monster will come out and swallow me whole. And I doubt there is internets in his tummy and I don’t even want to think about the exit, but then again, no one does.”

  “Or maybe it was just last night, that has me feeling so…Dancing lemonade Pegasus princess”