#spideysbae

hhahahahaha jesus christ

i'm not gonna make it during church because 1) i've never been in a real ass church and 2) i don't know how that would work like. theres the platform and then the pews etc etc

but he’d probably fuck you in the confession room after dark. the preacher usually sticks around in the evening but arvin knows he’s gone out to the pub, probably sneaking around with the 20 yr old he’s cheating on his wife with. lord knows that if the preacher finds you and arvin in the church, your lover would already have the blackmail on him anyway. we all know arvin hates preachers.

you’re hoisted on his lap in your white babydoll dress and he has to cover your mouth to keep you from screaming out of pleasure. 

“gotta keep quiet for me, darlin’. preacher could come back any second.”

“vinny,” you whine into his shoulder. your hair’s all disheveled and you’re can’t help but clutch his shoulders with your claws, head falling into his neck with shaking whimpers.

there’s a creaking noise that makes arvin’s ears perk up and suddenly he has his mouth over your hand again while his other harm holds you in place with an iron grip.

“stop fuckin’ moving,” he whispers into your ear. you can’t help it -- he feels too good. he’s still rock hard inside you and you can’t even grind on him, which is making the tears coming from your eyes flow even more.

two minutes turns to five. it feels like an hour to you.

finally he lets go of your mouth and tips your chin up, grinning like the devil. 

“dirty girl,” he murmurs before he nips you on your earlobe. “and i thought i was a sinner.”

literally dead. absolutely dead. horny AND dead

you literally can’t date eddie munson and not learn??

- its just so intimate, and it makes him so happy

- to have you sat on his bed, back to his chest with his arms around you and the guitar in your lap; it is the only way he will teach you

- he’ll guide your hands so they’re in the right position, and for a little while just keep them over yours to try and teach you the chords

- obviously his song choice is one of his favourite metal songs, he isn’t going easy on you just because you’re a beginner

- sometimes he’ll have you watch him play first so he can give you a ‘pro demonstration’ as he’d call it

- even if you don’t get all the chords right after your 50th try, he’s still your biggest fan and encourager

- he likes to applaud you every time you do pretty much anything, sometimes he’ll even be annoying and cheer really loudly just to embarrass you

- but at the end of the day he’s just really glad you’re willing to take the time to try and be interested in something he loves <3

me re-reading all of your Arvin smut posts