Okay okay, I’ve never seen the Hitman’s bodyguard or the Hitman’s Wife but imagine if you will! A Hitman’s Bodyguard AU with Peter as the bodyguard and Wade as the Hitman and when you go into the second Movie his wife is Cable!
So I have been so lost in like...literally trying to mentally survive from one day to the other that I am so far behind on my asks wtf
I'm actually super digging a Wade-Peter-Cable thing lately? Like the LAL Spideypool Spinoff is going to have Alpha!Cable imprinting on Omega!Peter and them having some ahem ahem times before Peter ultimately ends up with Wade because Spideypool is OTP, but I can't help wanting to write something a more OT3??
So I had thought how funny Hitmans Bodyguard would be when Cable is the Hitman and Wade is the Bodyguard and then Peter pops up as like, the neighborhood twink that started out banging Cable but thennnnnnn
(Plus I desperately need some stability in my life so I'm all about the Older Kick Ass Figures right now and we're 100% not going to look into the connection between that and my current obsession with Cable and/or Charlize Therons character in F9 thank you)