#spidervag

me: fuckin' adorable right!? he became my new background in like no time.

chelsea: IM UR BACKGROUND AW

me: shush this is me

chelsea: no i am panda u are not

me: no no see you are mature!panda i am chibi!panda

chelsea: lmfao im panda no matter what

me: and it creates this weird panda!incest/sibling thing since you are a fellow panda but also my waifu as well as part spider so you are spider!panda

chelsea: my arachnidy vag aw yISS

me: see so we are both pandas but you are a special endangered mutated breed that lays your cute adorable babies in people's stomachs