#spiderthoughts

Give me model!Gale absolutely dripping in diamonds and black designer clothing with tousled hair and model!John in oversized cargo pants that show off his v-line and a shredded Henley with a military haircut and they're twined around each other in increasingly erotic poses and of courrrseeee over the days they shoot John falls head over heels in love (it's requited but Gale barely talks he's so shy so it's not until the collab is over and John sends him a DM in one last desperate attempt that Gale gives in and they go on a date in London and are inseparable from then on). Thanks.

Had a busy workday Friday and was only home to go to sleep all weekend so I was barely online. Just did a quick scrolly-scroll, saw Austin butler and Callum Turner gifs and am happy to report my Clegan obsession is back in full force.

y'all ever get a comment so thoughtful you burst into tears

A spider whose web is made of denim.

I wanna cry pretty tears in the dark but I don’t wanna mess up my face mask and there’s no water left behind my eyes.

Reaching the asymptote of too broke to get a job and too chronically available to be sexy for employers

I hate my birthday, but like some ceaseless snail it stalks after me year after year to mock my withering.