to be fair it's. it's been a Full Day. of all the days to hit post limit this one is understandable

It’s been a good day. :)

The griefer looked at her critically. "I am taking a nice lava bath in my new house. What are you doing here?" Herabrine motioned to him urgently. "Don't you know the Steve is just outside? He's mowing his lawn! Why haven't you killed him?!" Herobrine gave his counterpart a grim smile. "Frankly, I'm tired of getting my butt kicked. That human has crazy good luck and too many friends. Besides, me just being nearby makes him furious. Which makes me quite happy. And since your own doppelganger summoned me here intentionally; Notch can't kick me out." Herabrine stared at him with her mouth open in disbelief. "But... what are you going to do here?" The Griefer King sighed and propped himself up in the burning slurry. "I intend to enjoy my new 'friend' Alex cooking for me, sleep in a room untroubled by whining ghasts, and feast on the Steve's impotent rage like a fat little tick. Do you have a problem with that?" The question was mild, but the look in his glowing eyes was dangerous. The woman's arms fell limply at her sides, "No... of course not. I'll just... leave you to it." Herobrine closed his eyes, relaxing once more against the warm netherrack blocks. "Feel free to visit. But if you intend to grief Alex, make sure she knows it's you, and don't let anyone see you talking to me. Or else." "Understood."  

[Doc] - If you don’t specify which set of characters the ask is directed at, I’ll do whoever would give the funnier answer. ;D

Fanart for FOAH done by the amazing - http://spidershoes.tumblr.com/

[Doc] - I may be a powerful glitch, but I’m just the Grand Vizier. Shooz is Queen of the server. :)

Please don’t fight the wither without me. I have to go to work, I’ll be back as soon as I can. :(