I am listening to this little child make his fathers life a living hell right now. The kid has not shut up since before they walked in the door. I could hear him yelling out the front door before they even opened the door to come in.

Immediately upon walking in the door the kid yelled 'SPIDERMEM' in response to the marvel merchandiser that you can see as soon as you walk in.......... about nineteen times in a row.

Before switching to a new tactic.

The new tactic being:

WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA? WA DA?

Then he started crying about something.

Now he's back to yelling SPIDERMEM over and over again between crying.

I'm so glad I'm sterile.