#spidaeyaunt

Me: 9

Patrons: Oh, so you do know what it actually is! 

Me: Of course I know. After all, I am

imagine hating elementary over a show that had a racist actor and a shriveled up prune? yikes

m*ffat vc: yeah sherl.ock is the smartest and most special boy who is never wrong ever and he’s cold and callous and mean for no reason lmao! [takes sip of his Hating Women juice] both actors look like something you’d find under a bus and for some reason, people find them attractive and compelling so we’re gonna make fun of the fans on screen :) did i mention the villain is scary bc he’s a gay stereotype?

‘he’s a new yorker’ finally someone is calling us out for the clowns we are

“aunt may!” you start, almost embracing her in a hug that is entirely too much. it only lasts a moment before you remember to let go and you clear your throat, cheeks burning a dark shade of red as eyes drop. “i mean... may. hello may.” perhaps you’d heard too many stories from peter and had formed some kind of bond with her already in your mind. “sorry. uh- kara.” hand extends, “peter’s told me all about you. it’s nice to finally put a face to the name.”

“did you come to rescue me from all of this paperwork?”