Jul 5
I know very little about Spiderman but I bet Doctor Octopus was absolutely fucking seething that this kid got bitten by a radioactive spider, named himself Spiderman, and instead of inventing a backpack with giant mechanical spider legs that would climb him around buildings, thus creating the perfect design foil for a villain with a robot tentacle backpack, Peter swings around on webs like he's Tarzan. That must be so annoying. Imagine the "We're not so different, you and I" monologue that was ruined before it even started.
