#speed 3

Father Ted

Now, my job was to scan/photograph the path that the bus took before, which was about fourteen blocks of the city. This meant that most of the time I was near to where we were filming, but separated from the rest of the crew. Now, if you've never been near a movie filming on location, a lot of people tend to gather around to see what all of the fuss is about, and if you're doing Bus Stunts TM, people are very excited to find out everything they can.

This meant that just about everyone walking by wanted to know what we were working on, and I was an easily identifiable target for questioning. I'm usually happy to talk about my work, because it's interesting (I think), but I never know what I'm allowed to say, especially when working for The Mouse.

So I just made up a movie. It had to make sense though, to fit the kind of work we were doing. There needed to be a bus, with stunts, and I had to make sure to say the actors were in a different country so that people wouldn't get more interested to see what was happening.

This is how Speed 3, starring Adam Driver, was born.

Father Ted: Speed 3

Father Ted