Speech Lessons- Alfred and Francis
It was a beautiful day. Well, about as beautiful as rainy days could get. Unfortunately, this rain also came with a good thunder storm, which meant that Alfred would have to keep his flying at a minimal today. Unfortunately for just about everyone in the mansion, that meant that Alfred F. Jones, Freedom Star, was bored. And when he was bored, as everyone was fully aware, very terrible things happened.
Hence why Alfred was in the control room of the mansion, staring at all the security screens in front of him. From here, he was able to spy on numerous Legion members and check out what they were doing. There was Arthur reading a book and Juliette… reading. And Kiku was… reading. And Lukas was smoking! … And reading. And Mattie was, surprisingly, reading. And Michelle was, unfortunately, reading. In fact, it looked like everyone in the whole goddamn mansion was being a boring shmooze and reading. Hell, even his pet cat was reading and he was really just staring at the pictures!
He had to fix this at once. Otherwise, there was a high chance that he'd get so bored, he would run around the mansion, bugging all the people he wanted and likely getting hit from it all. Still, though, it was better than doing something boring… like reading.
Reaching for the microphone, Alfred flipped it on and brought it to his mouth. The feedback rang through the entire mansion. "Attention, you boring shmoes! You guys better put down them boringness and hurry up and do something fun, or else! Seriously, can't one of you villains be an actual villain and rob a bank or something? I'm boooorrrrred!"