May 14, 2018
’ So, what did you get for your mom? ’ (spectreshepardpie)
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“... What did I get my mom? Was I supposed to get her something? Her birthday isn’t for at least a few months.”
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’ So, what did you get for your mom? ’ (spectreshepardpie)
@spectreshepardpie
“... What did I get my mom? Was I supposed to get her something? Her birthday isn’t for at least a few months.”
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↔️ (with Mel ewe)
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@spectreshepardpie
Gods, his eyes felt heavy. With a deep breath Kolyat let out a long sigh, an arm slung forward before he pulled himself closer to Mel.
”Don’t wanna get up yet,” he mumbled, making an attempt to shove his face in the crook of the other man’s neck. Only... He felt different? Rougher, cooler than usual, yet oddly smooth. Kolyat made a decision to investigate. He opened his eyes, head pulled back only the slightest bit, just to find himself staring at someone’s scales and neck ribbing. With a shriek he all but fell out of the bed, and after a moment of awkward sitting he stood, eyes wide. “Who the fuck are you?!”
💍 (fucking gimme *-* )
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Send 💍 for a drabble of my muse proposing to yours
“I, uh... I only vaguely know how this is supposed to go, but... I did my research.” Garrus pulled out a silver ring with a white gem on it. “Mae, I’d like to stand by your side for the rest of my life. Even if being together might be more dangerous for the both of us, I can’t imagine letting you go into the fire without getting a little burned myself, so... will you marry me?”
"Rough day, huh?" (mae shepard at the spectershepardpie ha)
Send me "Rough day, huh?" to encounter my muse in a bar after a hard day
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Garrus turned his head to the side as he put his drink back down onto the counter. “Oh, you know... the usual, Shepard. I can bore you with the details, but I’m sure you know what’s going on.” He finished off the rest of his drink before gesturing for the bartender to refill.
“I hate this job, being an officer for C-Sec. I guess you ruined it for me... you threw me onto this amazing mission where death is around every corner. Now, the greatest threat to my safety is the occasional shoplifter shining his dull knife at me. It’s really pathetic.”
@spectreshepardpie [continued from x]
"I'm... Where am I," he questioned himself, eyes darted around the area. "Oh! I'm near the uh, what's this place, some restaurant, uhhhh, sushi bar, doesn't look open."
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☔︎ (for Mae Shepard @spectreshepardpie)
Send ☔︎ for my muse’s reaction to yours holding their umbrella over them.
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Thane quickly looked up as soon as the rain sopped pattering onto his head. He didn’t have a problem with the rain, but he wasn’t particularly fond of it either. “Thank you, Shepard. I didn’t prepare myself for it to rain this much.”
✪ spectreshepardpie bby
@spectreshepardpie
❖ POSITIVE. I think you’re awesome ║ I like you ║ I want to go on a date with you ║ I love you ║ You’re cute/handsome ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re attractive ║ I wish we could spend more time together! ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║ I admire you ║ You’re someone that I look up to ║ You’re very kind ║ I consider us friends ║ I secretly have a crush on you ║ I have high respect for you ║ We have common interests ║ I’m happy that I met you
❖ NEGATIVE.
I feel uncomfortable around you ║ You’re bothersome ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I dislike you ║ I loathe you ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ We don’t get along well ║ You’re the worst kind of person ║ You get on my nerves ║ You’re annoying to me ║ We have nothing in common ║ I wish I had never met you ║ I wouldn’t date you if you were the last person alive ║ Not
you again
"This is an emergency. I need slow food to go—fast!" (Spectreshepardpie )
@spectreshepardpie
“... Shepard, I think there’s a better way for you to use your words here. What’s the emergency?”