#sparethenumbers

sometimes when I’m around Joe I realize he is beyonce

Friend: I was a mistake.

Me:

Friend:

Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?

i don't go to collegedkgjs BUT. my favorite teachers in highschool were little, portz and maresco. mrs.little being art and portz/maresco being english, haha. of course you already knew that. > 3>;

Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?

it's actually funny because this url was loosely based around minako from p3p because she's cheerful and happy but i also wanted a general url that wasn't fandom related and kind of went along with my general attitude so huzzah, simplysmile was created. <33

Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?

[1:07:25 AM] silence will fall.: annalise uses CATCHPHRASE

[1:07:33 AM] silence will fall.: it's MODERATELY EFFECTIVE!!!

[1:07:45 AM] silence will fall.: Michelle uses SLUT!!!

[1:07:52 AM] silence will fall.: It's HIGHLY EFFECTIVE!!!

[1:07:59 AM] silence will fall.: Annalise and Erica have FAINTED!!!

[1:08:17 AM] silence will fall.: FROM THE STENCH OF HER VENEREAL DISEASES

[1:08:19 AM] Iamsocoollookatme: Michelle uses RUSTY CHAINSAW!

you suck eggs

who is the big spoon/little spoon

it depends on how intimate they're feeling for the night. usually they don't sleep and matt sometimes crashes on the couch. but i guess when they eventually get in bed, it's a small fight as to who is the big and little spoon. sometimes it's matt and others it's mello.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity

when are they not having sex just kidding. idk. they're always working so maybe just watching television but then mello turns on the news and hears about kira so he gets mad and is like fuck it.

who uses all the hot water in the morning

mello, because he's sucha  diva. whether or not this is a srs answer is up to you.

what they order from take out

pizza, mostly. if they're feeling classy, chinese.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over

whatever tends to tick mello off for that day. or maybe fighting over matt's terrible work ethic.

who does most of the cleaning 

haha what cleaning

who controls the netflix queue

matt, because mello is rarely home to watch movies but when he is they watch whatever mello wants to watch.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working

LMAO NO ONE THEY'RE BOTH GENIUSES DUH

who leaves their stuff around

matt more than mello, but they both do

who remembers to buy the milk

whoever remembers to do that because none of them cook it's kind of there for random convenience

who remembers anniversaries

I: What's the most important part of a relationship?

trust. respect. understanding. and LOVE.

N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

mm, to be honest, maybe 18? i get worried when i hear kids having sex even around 16... but i believe as long as both parties talk about it together, prepare for it safely... AND THIS IS IMPORTANT: MENTALLY READY, then that's okay! but that's just my opinion.

O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?

to a certain point, sure. i guess you kinda have to be careful once you're eighteen and the other person is younger, but, yes. this too, is also a mental thing imo. i've seen plenty of weird age gaps, haha.

P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?

maybe...??? i used to believe highly in it because haha the hopeless romantic in me, but now it's more of a 50/50 thing, i guess. i mean someone can be immediately attracted to someone physically but once they open their mouth it could ruin it, ahaha. so who knows.

V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

yes. obviously.

W: Do you think people should date their friends?

i don't see why not!

2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?