#spangepost

“Ooh, Squidward! You’re so... hard-boiled~” Of course first thing SB does is to start flirting with him lmao

Apparently we get a hug in every episode now???

Spongebob shows Squidward the kisses he got from his grandma and then says “There’s room for one more!” um

They can’t keep their hands off of each other these days 

Another squidbob kiss. Take note that all of these caps take place within the span of like 30 secs lol

Not pictured:

-SB asking Squid if he can be his partner and Squid immediately agreeing

-SB going “YEAH IT’S A PLAYDATE” and emphasizing the word “date”

-Squidward narrating and referring to Spongebob as his partner

...Wait didn’t I write a fanfic about this what the fuck

I seriously thought they were going to a hotel but they drove past it lmao I swear to god the subtext was intentional though

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Detective boyfriends about to give their boss a heart attack as usual

Their interrogation skills have somehow gotten WORSE since Krab Borg, it’s hilarious

They make such a good team. Squidward says “C’mon, Spongebob” a lot.

They go home to Squidward’s house together hmmmm

Patrick joins in because Patrick

This is one of the most bad ass-looking SB screenshots I’ve ever taken honestly

and the ep ends with sb being a supportive boyfriend