#spamletter

Shows Spamton the "Congratulations on the divorce" cake

[Dear anonymous person who just informed me of some absurd news]WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A DIVORCE ICON FOR HUMANS??? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!! I'M NOT DIVORCED, AND I NEVER WILL BE! WHO DARED TO SPREAD SUCH RIDICULOUS RUMORS?![by a very, very angry mailman]

This is a hard question to answer, but if I had to give a concrete recommendation that has worked for me, I'd say "reading science fiction." And not just for fun -- if I'm stressed or bored out of my mind, then I get books I'm reading for fun, and make myself read something for science. Because it's always interesting -- I've never actually had a book of popular science or technical writing or whatever that was boring. And it always feels productive, because that's your brain doing something clever.

“Dowwy!” She went over and picked him up. “Oooh!” She looked him over and hugged him, giggling.

The Mailman doesn't seem to appreciate being picked up and hugged at all. He lets out a small grumble and squirms in protest, but once he realizes it's a child, he sighs and decides to give up the struggle.

A mailman near me? Got their arm ripped off! But don’t worry, he’s all right now. 

so that might be related to what that other people mentioned

Ah, yes yes, he totally gets it. After all, he did manage to send a letter to another version of himself…

A [[Clowning Around Town]] IS WHAT THAT 1S

-@spamtontheprosalesman

Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network here!

Say, Spamton, what do you see in that disgusting tall, hot creature? Our wonderful Spamton told us to broadcast, you know... Death threats about that Tenny Tinny Tenna thingy, so why are you with him?? Especially when it looks like he's already been crushed for his crimes and brushed in mayonnaise and slimes???

- I thought we were supposed to smash our TVs in the violent way, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network.

[Dear stupid other me from a network that makes no sense]

…Okay, I understood pretty well that there are a multitude of different “me”s, but I never thought I’d see one this dumb. And what do you mean, they asked you to threaten the Tennas? …Listen, I don’t know what problem you have with him (or them?), but that has absolutely nothing to do with me. There’s no way I’d ever try to get rid of my Tenna! Okay, we bicker sometimes, we have some communication issues, but never to the point of wanting to hurt, or smash him?

And it would be really stupid for me to even try that, since it’s partly thanks to me that he’s… here. Why would I want to destroy something I struggled to fix? (Even if Dr. Alphys was the one who mainly handled it. I’m not good at that stuff.) …He’s important to me, and I really can’t picture myself… tasting solitude if he were to… Yeah. Just leave him alone. I don’t understand your weird hatred, and whatever, if I’m different from you. Or from all of you. Urgh.