what the top 10 ways to spot the imposters among us?
The top 10 ways to "spot" an imposter among us are to:
tear off their leg and count the ribs (hopefully there won't be too many)
float a rock on water and check if it sinks
count the number of hairs in their comb
take a shovel and place it in an enclosure with a dragon
heat an iron rod and put it in the mouth of the impostor and count the number of days the iron rod remains unmelted
place an arrow in the mouth of the impostor; wait 21 days, take the arrow out, and count how many hairs have fallen from it; if all of the hairs have fallen then the imposter is genuine and a good arrow maker; if they have fallen by 2, the arrow is not good and the imposter is not an arrow maker; if none of the hairs have fallen then the arrow is excellent and the imposter is a bullshitter
take a load of feathers and place it in an enclosure with a bull
hang the imposter from a tree until an eagle comes and flies off with them; if the eagle returns then the imposter is a bullshitting
retrieve the impostor's feathered quill from the eagle's talons after they fly off; if the feather is covered in snot then the imposter is bullshitting
examine the hair on the imposter's body and extract all the fibers; if the average diameter is less than 1/4 of a hair's diameter, then the imposter is bullshitting
If the hair on the imposter's body is cut, then they are bullshitting
Determine if a brick placed on the head of the imposter can smash them; if the brick is broken, the imposter is an imposter; if the brick is not broke, the imposter is genuine and a good bricklayer





















