what if instead of hamlet it was called spamlet and he was pig
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what if instead of hamlet it was called spamlet and he was pig

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“Oooh, he’s not happy.” 😝
Battle of the century, everyone. Pure tension in this house.
Do you have any young Spamtons? Like what would be considered a kitten or a puppy?
We sure do!
May I present our current batch of snoozy and curious Spamlets ✨ (1-3 months old)
Much like a Spamling,they are very small in size, but Spamlets (or Spuppies as some patrons affectionately call them) are still growing into their white fur, Dealmaker Glasses, and grey coats (what people often think is their T-shirt).
Spamlets are known for two things, Napping and Zoomies! They love to play and explore their environment, often rubbing themselves on furniture and rough surfaces to remove any loose hair, but also just to experience different feeling materials. When they’re all tuckered out, they like nothing better than a good Snork Mimimirmi, and spend roughly 18 hours a day sleeping or napping.
This is the stage when you can tell which Spam is going to be a future Big Shot, or a lifelong lazybones! If your Spamlet naps for 20+ hours a day even after shedding their cream-coloured fur, then you have a chronically lazy Spamling on your hands 🤣
Spamlets are up for In-house adoption, for around €50 Kr0mer (rising if they turn out to be a Specil Variant). This means you can visit them during opening hours, but can’t take them home until the 6 month window of growth into Spamling is complete. For trusted owners and long time foster carers, we can waive this window.
[Image ID: a tiny baby spamlet is happily sitting on a table as a purple person blow dries him with a hair dryer. The hair dryer is so strong it blows back his hair as the purple person smiles and says "pretty cozy huh little guy?" They're both happy and warm. End ID]
he likes to be pampered a lil more than some of th others, he wont sit on the heat vent like the rest--he complains till i bring him up to sit on my lap or till i break out the hair dryer.
friendly reminder to bring your spamtons in out of the cold of the recycle bin! some of these lil email guys get chilly pretty fast, but theyll warm up easy with a good cuddle!

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Swoop the pterodactyl and A Spamlet (Design by @cheetahtroutFA -Twitter)
Cheetahtrout's spamlet
good morning
i slept pretty well how about you