#spamcallerau

Chapters: 10/20 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Nina (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens), Blackmail, Phone Calls & Telephones, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Past Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Gets a Hug (Good Omens) Summary:

Anthony J Crowley worked at one of these jobs. You know, these jobs. He would call people at an ungodly hour, without their consent, to try to sell them insurance, pills that make you taller, thinner, stronger or that would grow a certain part of the male anatomy, or even psychic readings of their future. This job was hell. Until one day, as he called yet again a person to try and sell them “a free vacation to Eldorado”, he fell upon the softest voice he had ever heard, and the person behind the phone chatted with him, asked about his day and was even nice to him. What could possibly go wrong? ~ Or: Crowley's a spam caller who's being blackmailed and one of his clients happens to be Aziraphale.

Chapters: 9/20 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Nina (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens), Blackmail, Phone Calls & Telephones, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Past Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Gets a Hug (Good Omens) Summary:

Anthony J Crowley worked at one of these jobs. You know, these jobs. He would call people at an ungodly hour, without their consent, to try to sell them insurance, pills that make you taller, thinner, stronger or that would grow a certain part of the male anatomy, or even psychic readings of their future. This job was hell. Until one day, as he called yet again a person to try and sell them “a free vacation to Eldorado”, he fell upon the softest voice he had ever heard, and the person behind the phone chatted with him, asked about his day and was even nice to him. What could possibly go wrong? ~ Or: Crowley's a spam caller who's being blackmailed and one of his clients happens to be Aziraphale.

Chapters: 4/20 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Nina (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens), Blackmail, Phone Calls & Telephones, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Past Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Gets a Hug (Good Omens) Summary:

Anthony J Crowley worked at one of these jobs. You know, these jobs. He would call people at an ungodly hour, without their consent, to try to sell them insurance, pills that make you taller, thinner, stronger or that would grow a certain part of the male anatomy, or even psychic readings of their future. This job was hell. Until one day, as he called yet again a person to try and sell them “a free vacation to Eldorado”, he fell upon the softest voice he had ever heard, and the person behind the phone chatted with him, asked about his day and was even nice to him. What could possibly go wrong? ~ Or: Crowley's a spam caller who's being blackmailed and one of his clients happens to be Aziraphale.

Chapters: 8/20 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Nina (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens), Blackmail, Phone Calls & Telephones, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Past Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Gets a Hug (Good Omens) Summary:

Anthony J Crowley worked at one of these jobs. You know, these jobs. He would call people at an ungodly hour, without their consent, to try to sell them insurance, pills that make you taller, thinner, stronger or that would grow a certain part of the male anatomy, or even psychic readings of their future. This job was hell. Until one day, as he called yet again a person to try and sell them “a free vacation to Eldorado”, he fell upon the softest voice he had ever heard, and the person behind the phone chatted with him, asked about his day and was even nice to him. What could possibly go wrong? ~ Or: Crowley's a spam caller who's being blackmailed and one of his clients happens to be Aziraphale.

Chapters: 6/20 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Nina (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens), Blackmail, Phone Calls & Telephones, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Past Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Gets a Hug (Good Omens) Summary:

Anthony J Crowley worked at one of these jobs. You know, these jobs. He would call people at an ungodly hour, without their consent, to try to sell them insurance, pills that make you taller, thinner, stronger or that would grow a certain part of the male anatomy, or even psychic readings of their future. This job was hell. Until one day, as he called yet again a person to try and sell them “a free vacation to Eldorado”, he fell upon the softest voice he had ever heard, and the person behind the phone chatted with him, asked about his day and was even nice to him. What could possibly go wrong? ~ Or: Crowley's a spam caller who's being blackmailed and one of his clients happens to be Aziraphale.

Chapters: 5/20 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Nina (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens), Blackmail, Phone Calls & Telephones, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Past Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Gets a Hug (Good Omens) Summary:

Anthony J Crowley worked at one of these jobs. You know, these jobs. He would call people at an ungodly hour, without their consent, to try to sell them insurance, pills that make you taller, thinner, stronger or that would grow a certain part of the male anatomy, or even psychic readings of their future. This job was hell. Until one day, as he called yet again a person to try and sell them “a free vacation to Eldorado”, he fell upon the softest voice he had ever heard, and the person behind the phone chatted with him, asked about his day and was even nice to him. What could possibly go wrong? ~ Or: Crowley's a spam caller who's being blackmailed and one of his clients happens to be Aziraphale.

Chapters: 7/20 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Nina (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens), Blackmail, Phone Calls & Telephones, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Past Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens), Crowley Gets a Hug (Good Omens) Summary:

Anthony J Crowley worked at one of these jobs. You know, these jobs. He would call people at an ungodly hour, without their consent, to try to sell them insurance, pills that make you taller, thinner, stronger or that would grow a certain part of the male anatomy, or even psychic readings of their future. This job was hell. Until one day, as he called yet again a person to try and sell them “a free vacation to Eldorado”, he fell upon the softest voice he had ever heard, and the person behind the phone chatted with him, asked about his day and was even nice to him. What could possibly go wrong? ~ Or: Crowley's a spam caller who's being blackmailed and one of his clients happens to be Aziraphale.

Chapters: 1/20 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Nina (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Angst, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has an Anxiety Disorder (Good Omens), Blackmail, Phone Calls & Telephones, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens) Summary:

Anthony J Crowley worked at one of these jobs. You know, these jobs. He would call people at an ungodly hour, without their consent, to try to sell them insurance, pills that make you taller, thinner, stronger or that would grow a certain part of the male anatomy, or even psychic readings of their future. This job was hell. Until one day, as he called yet again a person to try and sell them “a free vacation to Eldorado”, he fell upon the softest voice he had ever heard, and the person behind the phone chatted with him, asked about his day and was even nice to him. What could possibly go wrong? ~ Or: Crowley's a spam caller who's being blackmailed and one of his clients happens to be Aziraphale.