imagine if dave walked in on dirk about to use the bathroom and he says “imagine if you pissed and spaghetti came out” then he just walks away

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imagine if dave walked in on dirk about to use the bathroom and he says “imagine if you pissed and spaghetti came out” then he just walks away

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Low-budget #spiderman #spoof on #primevideo that looks like something that was filmed over a weekend with money raised from dogsitting and washing family sedans. After a microwaved spaghetti accident, this dude wakes up with strength and agility equivalent to a human-sized noodle, with the power to produce spaghetti at will by thwipping it from his palms like our ol' pal #spidey, piss it straight into bowls, and even bleed it when shot, stabbed, stomped, or whatnot. So what does he do with these awing abilities? Fights crime, of course. But for a modest fee, because, well, a dude's gotta get his, don't he? Fun stuff. Horrible. Ridiculous. Absurd. Childish and amateurish. But fun. I can't, in my right mind, score this any higher than a 5/10, so a 5/10 it is. Check it out if you have a few extra brain cells that need killing.
Spaghettiman (2016), dir. Mark Potts
Some more Ennard...cause why the heck not....everybody loves the skin stealing spaghetti man.... Did these not too long ago...enjoy....
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Some more stupid fan art i did of the tall spaghetti man i did a couple of months ago ft babyyy
Another drawing of le spaghetti boi i did a month agooo....
Well...it's been awhile since I've uploaded ANYTHING on here....err....uuh.....anyways...here's a stupid smol animation test i did a few months back on my phone.....it's Ennard...being all depressed and crap lol Poor guy...probably dropped his exotic butters on the floor by accident or somethin...idk....