#spacefrogs

Garuru platoon! My babys!

Taruru

-Of course he comes up with the idea, come on.

- My boy is so exited! They haven`t seen snow in a long time and he loves it.

-Nobody actually wants to play with him, so he has to sweet talk his way arround the idea, and by that i mean throw a snowball directely on Tororo’s face.

-Tororo is so angry and he is having so much fun literally drowning the tadpole in snow. 

-Zoruru makes fun of them, calling them both childish for doing such a thing.

-”Oh, yeah?, i bet you just don’t want to play ‘cause you know you would lose!” “Ha!, Like i could lose to a couple of idiots like you” “Prove it!”

-A snowball hits Zoruru on the organic side of his face.

 -War is on.

-He is the only one who got the guts to actually hit Garuru. Ends up with his head under the snow.

-So happy, actually and honestly just had a great time.

Tororo

-Hates sports, hates snow, hates cold, hates being here.

-When Taruru proposes the idea is the first one to laugh at it, there’s no way in hell he is going to actually play such a-

-A snowball hits him on the face.

-He’s sooooo angry, tries to hit Taruru back several times, but he’s just too short and slow, and gets tired easily.

-”Uf-uf-g-give me a break!” “There’s no breaks in war!!”

-So many snowballs hitting him now.

-He falls on the ground and starts screaming at Taruru to stop OR ELSE.

-Ends up freezed and soaked, and with a little fever the following days.

-Pururu has put him to rest now, but oh boy is he gonna have his sweet revenge on that blue buffon!

Zoruru

-”You two have no idea how stupid you look right now”

-Taruru starts calling him a coward, like that’s gonna make him go and play with them.

-That’s what he thinks but actually Taruru starts getting a little bit on his nerves.

-The last straw is reached when the private dares to hit him.

-”OKAY THAT’S IT!”

-One could think that, because of being an assasin and all, he would be really good at something like this, having some cool techniques to show of.

-But because literally half of his body is robotic this isn’t exactely the best environment for him.

-Starts getting very slow and has difficulties moving, wich he tries to hide of course, and the fact that Taruru notices it only makes his anger grow.

-”HAHAHA, look at you! You’re moving like a real robot now!” “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ON YOU’RE SLEEP!!

Garuru

-Very chill about the whole thing.

-They just had a couple of very hard weeks and honestly he is enjoying looking at those three having fun and acting like children.

-He calls them out when he notices that Zoruru starts to actually malcfunction.

-”That’s enough you three, stop already.” “OH, LEARN TO HAVE SOME FUN!”

-A snowball hits him and everybody goes inmediately silent except for Taruru who is laughing his ass off.

-”HAHAHA, i got you lieutenat!”

-Everybody is looking at Garuru now, eyes full of fear, not a single movement being made.

-A minute or so passes and, to everyone’s surprise, Garuru just joins Taruru on the play.

-Has no mercy on the private, who is laughing all the time, and ends up sticking the young’s one head on the snow.

-Once his revenge is completed he just calmly retires to the spaceship.

-”Came on now, everybody on board, let’s go.” A little smile could be seen on the corner of his mouth for the rest of the day.

Pururu

-Mom mode activated.

-Starts scolding Taruru and Tororo from the distance, warning them both about getting a cold.

-But is actually enjoying looking at them, especially when Zoruru joins in.

-Little laughs scape her mouth from time to time, but keeps asking them to come back to the spaceship already.

-Garuru backs her up by giving them the order to stop.

-It all happens in slowmotion, a snowball impacting directly on Garuru’s face, everybody going silent.

-Garuru is just there, standing still, arms still crossed against his chest, not changing the position at all.

-Can’t help but let a laugh scape.

-So surprised when Garuru just suddenly starts playing, but can’t stop giggling at the view.

-Joins Garuru on his revenge by throwing little snowballs on Taruru’s face.

-”That’s not fair, that’s two against one!” “There’s nothing fair on war!”

Eine Wohnung ohne Pummeluff ist keine Wohnung.

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